I’m pretty sure that one variation on the law of conservation of energy states that in order to render one room squeaky clean, none of its mass can be destroyed, but it must rather be spread out over the rest of the house, that matter can only be transformed or transferred. I just hope we can amend the law to state all of the mass can be transferred to her dorm room in the fall.

I’m not sure if there’s an equation that can prove this, but I’m almost certain my theory is sound.

 

Clean yo rooms!

Mr. Z